Position available
Assistant to United States Congressman Cincinnatus Smith
Requirements include uninflated high marks from an honest institution of higher learning in the following subjects:
- Functional Macroeconomic Dynamics; i.e. scientific, purely-relational Macroeconomic Field Theory
- Mathematics: advanced calculus, probability and statistics, linear algebra
- Physics: mechanics, thermodynamics, electromagnetics, subatomic particles
- History of civilization and its tendency to freedom and creativity
- Constitutional and criminal law
- Gnoseology, with particular emphasis on the criteria of reality, truth, and objectivity
- Philosophy of history
- Philosophy of law and the rule of law
In addition, applicants must
- Value truth above loyalty to tribe or political party
- Be able to rise above the tribal instinct to honor principles of right and wrong, good and evil
- Possess exemplary moral character
- Prefer family to fame
- Not be subject to corruption by the desire for fame or power or wealth
- Reason, judge and decide expeditiously; write well and speak well; pronounce words carefully (have good diction),
- Have a joyous, happy, positive personality
- Be a self-starter, able to get tasks accomplished on one’s own
- Be a strong, inspirational leader able to get tasks accomplished through delegation and effectual supervision of staff
- Have worked in a competitive company in the private sector and know what constitutes a productive day’s work delivering a useful product in a competitive environment
- Want to make the world a better place and to make this nation a beacon of wisdom, understanding, fortitude, light, freedom, and exemplary order
- Be pursued for his/her competence by other entities, so as to be able to secure another job easily and, thus, not be insecure about losing this job
- Understand the nature, overlap, and frequent identity of religion, culture, and politics