Prime Minister Wanted

Position Available

Requirements include uninflated high marks from a truth-seeking institution of higher learning in the following subjects:

  • Functional Macroeconomic Dynamics; i.e. scientific, purely-relational Macroeconomic Field Theory
  • Mathematics: advanced calculus, probability and statistics, linear algebra
  • Physics: mechanics, thermodynamics, electromagnetics, subatomic particles
  • History of civilization and its tendency to freedom and creativity
  • Constitutional and criminal law
  • Gnoseology, with particular emphasis on the criteria of reality, truth, and objectivity
  • Philosophy of history
  • Philosophy of law and the rule of law
  • Plato’s Republic

In addition, applicant must

  • be an inspirational speaker, and possess a strong and charismatic personality
  • have a Lonerganian worldview
  • be able to get tasks accomplished through inspirational leadership, prudent delegation, and effectual supervision of staff
  • value truth above loyalty to tribe or political party
  • be able to rise above the tribal instinct to honor principles of right and wrong, good and evil
  • possess exemplary moral character
  • have a steel backbone
  • have mind, heart, and lungs incapable of  emitting “hot air”
  • prefer family to fame
  • not be subject to corruption by the desire for fame or power or wealth
  • reason, judge and decide expeditiously; write well and speak well; pronounce words carefully (have good diction),
  • have a joyous, happy, positive personality
  • be a self-starter, able to get tasks accomplished on one’s own
  • have worked in a competitive company in the private sector and know what constitutes a productive day’s work delivering a useful product in a competitive environment
  • want to make the world a better place and to make this nation a beacon of wisdom, understanding, fortitude, light, freedom, and exemplary order
  • understand the nature, overlap, and frequent identity of religion, culture, and politics